20s. Baltimore. (Former) MCG. Lover of vodka, french fries, and sarcasm. Hater of cats and those who refuse to recognize their privilege(s). Perpetual blog creeper. Sorry not sorry.

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themagic8ballknowsall asked:

Why did I follow you? Well, seeing as I'm the one who got you addicted to this goddamn website, I didn't really have a choice now, did I?

Why thank you, Julia. I appreciate you admitting your role (however small it may have been) in the downward spiral of my life.

Anonymous asked:

I followed you because we have many of the same interests. One of which is Chris Evans.

Hiiiii! I’m pretty sure that I know who this is, and I think you are the bees’ knees.

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strangeasanjles:

speak on it

perfect.

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Anonymous asked:

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN THE RECIPIENT OF RACIAL SLURS LIKE CRACKER AND HONKY AND ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT? I'VE BEEN BEAT UP BY BLACK KIDS! I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT MY SKIN COLOR IS DISGUSTING! IS THAT NOT RACISM? I CAN FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE IN FERGUSON BECAUSE I EXPERIENCE RACISM TOO! FUCK YOU!

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Anonymous asked:

take down the porn ads

nosdrinker:

you know ads are based on YOUR browsing history right

sextnoise:

now this is how you blog

sextnoise:

now this is how you blog

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caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

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thelesbianguide:

For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your

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noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

justkainochaser:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

Lol

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jeanndarc:

jeanndarc:

i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??

closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans?? 

look i’m having a chrisis 

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things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living

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friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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