20s. Baltimore. (Former) MCG. Lover of vodka, french fries, and sarcasm. Hater of cats and those who refuse to recognize their privilege(s). Perpetual blog creeper. Sorry not sorry.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
- Baby: n-n-n
- Parent: oh it's his first words!
- Baby: n-n
- Baby: not all men
- Parent: put it back
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
lms if you want a relationship like this