20s. Baltimore. Rude bitch who says "fuck" a lot.

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(Source: mysmorgasboard)

I have all day to be productive and I can almost guarantee that when 6 rolls around, I will still be rolling around in my bed. I will maybe have showered by then.

(Source: frosya)

this homemade face mask looks like jizz and smells like butt

heirofmedusa:

shorm:

shonilane:

deeawakening:

tameerabae:

evilgenius101:

book fair

Hell. Yea.

yeah it was a great day for kids with money… for me it was not that great tbh lol

We had two book fairs a year. Mom and Dad always tried to make sure we had money for at least one of them.

^— same here! Usually we only got a few bucks, but that was good for a book, maybe two.

We had ours twice. Once in the fall, and then again in the spring. It was like Disney World to me. I was an ACE in the Accelerated Reading Program. One of the prizes for excelling in the program used to be a free ticket to Six Flags if you read a certain amount of hours by the end of the year. Our limit was 600 minutes.
I always read way more than that. It got to a point where my mom would catch me under the blanket with a flashlight reading my books.

heirofmedusa:

shorm:

shonilane:

deeawakening:

tameerabae:

evilgenius101:

book fair

Hell. Yea.

yeah it was a great day for kids with money… for me it was not that great tbh lol

We had two book fairs a year. Mom and Dad always tried to make sure we had money for at least one of them.

^— same here! Usually we only got a few bucks, but that was good for a book, maybe two.

We had ours twice. Once in the fall, and then again in the spring. It was like Disney World to me. I was an ACE in the Accelerated Reading Program. One of the prizes for excelling in the program used to be a free ticket to Six Flags if you read a certain amount of hours by the end of the year. Our limit was 600 minutes.

I always read way more than that. It got to a point where my mom would catch me under the blanket with a flashlight reading my books.

(Source: wayy-up-north)

heirofmedusa:

moejisan:

People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor

OMG

sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian)

heirofmedusa:

Miley Cyrus trying to twerk.

heirofmedusa:

Miley Cyrus trying to twerk.

(Source: thefatboylarry)

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

(Source: bombprince)

heirofmedusa:

niggawitamacbook:

native-detroiter:

hamburgay:

Fast & Furious 7: we’ve run out of plot ideas so here’s a bunch of expensive cars blowing up

#and fine ass moc

^^^^^^

I’m okay with this.

lifewithajetsetter:

opope-and-potus:

thekylife:

Got the white man working for YOU.



Lmao

lifewithajetsetter:

opope-and-potus:

thekylife:

Got the white man working for YOU.

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Lmao

andrewpresents:

Beyoncé | ‘Grown Woman’ 

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous