20s. Baltimore. (Former) MCG. Lover of vodka, french fries, and sarcasm. Hater of cats and those who refuse to recognize their privilege(s). Perpetual blog creeper. Sorry not sorry.

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internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

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brichibi:

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

*slow clap*

taint3ed:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo

LMAO I’M SO DONE

taint3ed:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo

LMAO I’M SO DONE

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

lisabonetscarf:

Leaking nudes is a form of sexual assault
Accessing and spreading a woman’s private images without her consent is a form of sexual assault

slayboybunny:

its so hard to date once youve become socially aware like it really limits who you can stomach letting touch you and once ur eyes are opened they cant go shut again

feististics:

brokenly:

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

but actually, this is my life exactly.

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redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

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thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

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notsofasttimes:

When everyone asks what I want to do with my professional future.

notsofasttimes:

When everyone asks what I want to do with my professional future.

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

vesley:

my whole life

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