20s. Baltimore. (Former) MCG. Lover of vodka, french fries, and sarcasm. Hater of cats and those who refuse to recognize their privilege(s). Perpetual blog creeper. Sorry not sorry.

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bunniesbeertittiestattsschlongss:

t0ughcookie:

Jealous her face is amazing

Just her face though???!! C’mon!

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i just need to get my shit together

—me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably  (via dingyfeathers)

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

fatpeoplecatpeople:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

LOL OOPS

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1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

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lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back

icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this

takealookatyourlife:

sushinfood:

THANK YOU FOR THIS

I feel like I needed this a lot today

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