20s. Baltimore. (Former) MCG. Lover of vodka, french fries, and sarcasm. Hater of cats and those who refuse to recognize their privilege(s). Perpetual blog creeper. Sorry not sorry.
if you in a crowd of black girls and you sing ” I Get So…”
and not one of them bitches go “WEAK IN THE KNEES I CAN HARDLY SPEAK I LOSE ALL CONTROL AND SOMETHING TAKES OVER ME…”
they all sleeper cells and they aint ya real friends
Yesterday, my 8 year old brother asked me why I don’t have a boyfriend. I simply told him I didn’t like boys, because boys have cooties. He wasn’t convinced, though. He looked me straight in the eye and asked if I had a girlfriend. I was shocked. I thought I did a pretty good job of keeping my sexuality to myself after coming out to my mom had backfired, but apparently not. I didn’t want to lie to him, so I just smiled and said I wish, but I don’t. He thought for a few minutes and then asked if that was why I didn’t dress like a girly girl, like my little sister. I told him yes, that’s part of it. And that was that. No further questions, he accepted it and went back to playing with his legos.
Today, I came home to a bag from Kohl’s laying on my bed with this blue shirt in it. I took it to my brother to have him hang it up, but he said it wasn’t his. He said he bought it with his birthday money for me while he was out with my stepdad, because it’s my favorite color. I told him I love it and gave him a hug. Before he ran off again, he made sure to whisper to me that it came from the boy’s section.
I’ve never felt more loved or accepted than I do today. I have the best brother in the whole world. (:
(Excuse my face, he insisted I made my “grr” face when I took this.)
Reblogging because that is just too cute.
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
men frequently admit that they haven’t evolved past wild animals
""BREASTS ARE BIOLOGICALLY ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE FERTILITY""
"IF U WALK AROUND LIKE UNCOVERED MEAT OF COURSE MEN ARE GONNA GIVE YOU UNWANTED SEXUAL ATTENTION WE’RE LIKE LIONS WE CANT HELP IT"
"WE NEED VIOLENT SPORTS TO RELEASE OUR URGE TO FIGHT THAT WE HAVENT EVOLVED OUT OF"
these are all real examples that i’ve heard numerous times in real life
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now